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Travel Desk / Australia

Sydney, Melbourne, and the country

Australia

Australia holds three arcs in one country. Sydney is Blanche’s city, the harbor light that is not European and undoes her at dusk. Melbourne is Hazel’s, the one she recognizes from the first afternoon. The country pulls them both past every category they arrived with, Uluru and the Great Barrier Reef and the Barossa, and the afternoon a man from near Wodonga calls Blanche the old cheese and Hazel says nothing at all.

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Sydney, Blanche’s city
  • The harbor at dusk, one of the great views she has kept a ranking for
  • The Australian pharmacy, evaluated with full attention
  • The Surry Hills coffee, a culture worth respecting
  • The harbor-view bathroom assessment
Melbourne, Hazel’s city
  • The laneways, the city she recognizes from the first afternoon
  • The Melbourne food scene she did not see coming
  • The Sydney to Melbourne leg, and Hazel’s one word on the rivalry
The country
  • Uluru, which neither of them tries to find words for
  • The Great Barrier Reef, the most serious Hazel has been about sunscreen
  • The Barossa and Margaret River wine
  • The old cheese moment, three seconds of Hazel’s face and no caption
  • Wodonga, one word delivered flat
Hotels and Stays
  • Park Hyatt Sydney, the Opera House view from the bath
  • Capella Sydney, in the heritage building
  • The Langham Melbourne
  • Jackalope, on the Mornington Peninsula
  • Longitude 131 at Uluru, a bathroom in the desert nobody saw coming
Restaurants and Cafes
  • Sydney, the Rocks and Surry Hills, and the fish market
  • Melbourne, Flinders Lane and Fitzroy
  • Hunter Valley, Barossa, and Margaret River wines
  • Vegemite, evaluated by Hazel with complete seriousness
Planning
  • Qantas business class, the pajama piece its own content, with United or American via Los Angeles
  • Qantas domestic and Virgin Australia for the country legs
  • Coral Expeditions on the Great Barrier Reef, endorsed on environmental grounds

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